absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via joey-smith-universe)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(via relahvant)

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

(via unclefather)

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

(via relahvant)