my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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"I’m shy but I will fuck the shit out of you"

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"I need a hug or an orgasm."

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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

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Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

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if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

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Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

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"Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum"

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