beanbuttsthe3rd:

davestrider:

davestrider:

give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise

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I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener

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Anonymous: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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joshwilkinson97:

cynicallys:

"i just need a person" or "i just used a person"

i feel like the original way you read it says a lot about you

Need.

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

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west-coast-shredder:

is this even a show

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nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

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sojustkeepholdingon:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

no this is warped tour

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tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

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