ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

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lavenderlilylolita:

American Beauty

This is a perfect picture

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

image

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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alyssauce:

I just typed the word “format” on my phone and it changed it to cornstarch. CORNSTARCH.

hotsoccermom420:

"inner white girl"? you are literally a white girl

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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