give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise
I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people